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Question: 
What do rubber ducks eat?
Answer: 

All available scientific, secondhand, observed, anecdotal, unobserved,
researched, studied, and common sense information clearly and absolutely
demands that rubber ducks do not eat anything.  The hardworking
investigative reporters at RubaDuck are currently conducting an investigation
as to the validity of this possibly out-of-date information.