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Question: 
What do rubber ducks eat?
Answer: 

All available scientific, secondhand, observed, anecdotal, unobserved,
researched, studied, and common sense information clearly and absolutely
demands that rubber ducks do not eat anything. The hardworking investigative
reporters at RubaDuck are currently conducting an investigation as to the
validity of this possibly out-of-date information.